Banana Cum

If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant

My mom also touched it and she has aids

Banana cum makes me preggers

by Bananaladies December 5, 2018

Banana Dave

When the male partner is asked to peel a banana, gently insert it into the vagina and proceed to eat it down

Yo what you do last night?

I gave my girl a Banana Dave.

True did it taste good?

It was okay...

by crazy ass muhfucka January 8, 2011

Ultimate Banana

You start off by playing ultimate frisbee with a banana. After the banana hits the ground enough times and becomes extremely mushy, the ultimate fun begins. One person then takes off their pants and bends over. Another person takes the mushy banana and thrusts it into the bent over person's anus. After all the banana mush covers the anus, a third party becomes involved. Have this third party lick the banana mush clean of the anus. Rinse, relax, repeat.

Although we lost 3-2 in ultimate banana, I went home satisfied and sore.

by Anal Thermometer April 20, 2015

souless banana

its howw your soull is whenn your a jerkk monkeyy lmao

haki saidd simones had a souless banana because she was a jerk monkey for not invitin him to the water event at the park overr springg breakk .

by simmie harris April 9, 2010

Banana Ben

Take a shit inside your mouth and suck on your dick at the same time. After about 5 minutes you will be able to bleed out of your anus without trying.

Why don't I give you a banana BEN! omgf liek kthxpls. liek pwnt!!1 wholyyy sheit niggg thx j00. kthxbye

by NIG SHIT January 11, 2005

banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"

Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.

by matty matt matt January 12, 2007

banana split

When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.

It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.

by Jimbostank May 13, 2006