Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

Alabama snake bite

when you insert you penis into your partner and she thinks it is too small then her vagina clamps on like a snake on a toad

his penis was to small and she got mad and used the good ol Alabama snake bite on him.

by WildWhiteCristmas December 15, 2017

alabama gumdrop

When you make out with someone and choke on their spit or saliva.

He coughed his head off after sucking her face too long and died of Alabama gumdrop poisoning.

by Wizard of 80s December 5, 2022

Alabama Squeeze Box

First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.

Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box

by Confirmed degenerate April 7, 2024

The Alabama Switcheroo

When you're doing a chick and she turns the lights off, switches places with your sister, and turns them back on.

Bro I was absolutely RAW-DOGGING this chick, right? Then she gave me the Alabama Switcheroo! Now I'm gonna be a dad and an uncle.

by Glorbicle June 22, 2023

Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job

Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.

by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!

Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!

by SQuicky July 9, 2019