Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

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Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017

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It’s when a guy cums on his hand and proceeds to shove it up her vagina like a stuffing a turkey.

Brad: “Did you stuff the turkey?”

You: “Ya bro, I stuffed her good.”

by MachineKiller January 16, 2020

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A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

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My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 22, 2022

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Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey April 03, 2018

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They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 13, 2014

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