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Dick

to describe an annoying person
That guy is being such a dick
by Dickbeens September 30, 2021
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TINY DICK

A tiny dick is a dick 3 inches or less
If your name is Cayden then you have a tiny dick
by Bella..Taylor September 11, 2023
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Dick-Dapping

The congratulations men give other men for misogyny
His post is very misogynistic all the men started dick-dapping each other
by Alonzo Jewels May 17, 2021
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dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.
by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022
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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.
girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club
by nigawitagun June 26, 2015
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Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
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