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Toods My Dudes

A contraction of "toodles my dudes", "toods my dudes" is a declaration of intended departure from a social gathering containing one or more dudes or dudettes.

Alternate usage, "toodles my doodles" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
"Toods my dudes!"
by Hefty Waft January 18, 2023
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My Princess

Part 2. she will be yours and you'll always be hers no matter what. amazing doesn't begin to describe who she is but you have to make sure she knows it. My princess has been wronged in the past so many times and she deserves everything the universe has to offer, you know you don't deserve her but you do everything you can to make sure she knows you love her. she gives love meaning again and if you have her make sure she knows how much you love her and that you will never let her go nor leave her, you swear on your life and you take that to your grave and beyond because she is beyond perfect. I Love you my Princess I am never going anywhere I will always be yours, Because you are my Forever & Always. you'll know who you are when you read this and I can't wait to Hug you.
My Princess Will always make me happy cum
by Khaos kittens July 26, 2022
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My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse
Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic
by ascendedbread May 5, 2023
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Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
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MY PRETTY PRINCESS

OMGOMGOMG I LOVE HER SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOO MUCHES SHE IS MY EVERYTHING MY LIFE MY WORLD MY UNIVERSE SHE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT HER OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES SO BEAUTIFUL PRETTY CUTE GORGEOUS HOT AND PERFECT I LOVE YOU P <3
by ImadeItFinally January 14, 2024
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Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
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<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>
<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
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