A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
Get the mother goose story tellin ass bitchmug. a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy
by Crueoddy August 27, 2016
Get the Bitch ass hoagiemug. Receiving an ass whoppin by a aperson or group of people jumping up and down and kicking the victim.
by Zcharles January 30, 2017
Get the Jitterbug ass whoppinmug. by BigChangasssss November 2, 2019
Get the Grab Ass Monthmug. "Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
Get the Half a Horseshoe in my Assmug. by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020
Get the Slap ass januarymug. when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Get the Summer Ass Cheesemug.