ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021

Turkey day

A day to eat turkey and get fat. (also known as Thanksgiving)

"Hey happy turkey day!"

by lexivolm November 28, 2019

National grab ass day

On October 3rd is the day where you can grab anybody ass

Just walked by and grab this boy ass it really doesn’t matter because It’s national grab ass day

by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019

Day 1 Assembly

The assembly where people suffer less and can actually sit down, still have to clap AS HARD AS Day 4 assembly though.

Day 1 assembly? NOT AGAIN

by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 December 29, 2023

Kindest day

A day you will be kind to everyone even if they are mean to you

Him:you are ugly
You: aw ok
Him: you are so kind lol
You : it is kindest day!

by Drokoa March 24, 2021

National Jerk day

National jerk day is on 5th of december the day of the year when all man masturbate on hot girls pictures

Hey bro! Today it's National Jerk day, I'm gonna masturbate.

by Pricopeanca December 5, 2020

Isla skinner awarness day

It for isla skinners mental health from people bullying her xx

isla skinner awarness day is for pussys

by Lollololllol September 29, 2022