dick penis

My dick has a penis and my penis has a dick. The trouble just got double doubley fucked that is

My girl just sucked my dick penis

by Ligmabalss October 11, 2020

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

dick face

a grimace girls usually do when they see a dick pic.

girl chilling on her phone
*dic pic sent*
she make a dick face.

by my pseudo is not my name April 25, 2023

Dick face

When someone is being a jerk, another word is a dick face.

“You dick face!”

by City.girl.cruzin April 15, 2020

Dick face

Dick face is what you call people when someone is being a cunt

"Zavier you dick face"

by Cassiusisgay October 23, 2018

dick face

a dick face is someone who has the head of their dick. he is tall and has a huge head, and a hole in the top of their head. cream can come out of their hole and flood the earth. thats how the world will end.

you dick face, your gonna end the world

by jfiobspyuhgbonues pyducfb9pnsd November 17, 2021