shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

Oh my place where tennis balls are created

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'

Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!

by S0phzero February 23, 2024

my week with Marilyn

(N.B: Marilyn refers to Marilyn Monroe)

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which Emma's character goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when I was in the audience for local TV show

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

loop my loop

Wrap your asshole around my asshole

Can you loop my loop

by Guffnut October 21, 2017

my favourite editor

kayleesbryqnt is my favourite editors, they are so sweet and their edits are everything <3

kayleesbryqnt is my favourite editor always and forever <3

by petrovalovez April 23, 2022

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 9, 2019