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Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.
"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"
by grimpin1 March 13, 2018
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360 dick-flip

Primarily while engaging sexual intercourse, it is when a man jumps into the air and spins all the way around (360) and mid air ejaculate your semen so that every last drop lands in the your partners mouth. Be sure to where a helmet if you try this at home. Side effects are dick cancer.
Dude 1:Did you just do a 360 dick-flip!?
Dude 2: Yeh
Dude 1:But that causes dick cancer!!
Dude 2:Worth it
by GaryTheHarryCanary February 25, 2015
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Send a Dick gif day

On 19 July you should send a gif of your dick to your homies
Some guy: "Hey, it's July 19th, you know what that means"

His Homie: "Oh yes, it's Send a Dick gif day. I'm filming my gif right now! Can't wait to see yours!"
by FaxDestroyer July 19, 2023
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Dick Size

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af
by MatthewMason January 3, 2022
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Medusa dick

When you let your pubic hairs get longer than your flaccid penis
Go shave your pubes before you get Medusa dick
by RudeMikie February 13, 2017
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dick

you dick
by assassin7519 October 29, 2020
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dick binging

When a homosexual male or straight female go out one night with only one intention which would be sucking dick (and multiple in one night)
Im kind of scared going out with "brittany", shes going dick binging!
by Tempy123 July 28, 2016
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