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Ass Apron

A term that a baseball umpire uses when a ball player argues the call with them in a very ignorant manner.
Player - "That was a shit call!"
Umpire- "Youre an ass apron!"
by AA-ron Wood April 24, 2013
mugGet the Ass Apronmug.

March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass
me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass
by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020
mugGet the March Slap Assmug.

Ass

This is used to describe the "Rapper" YBN Nahmir
by HE'S FUCKING ASS April 7, 2021
mugGet the Assmug.

Pepper my ass

Boy: I cheated on you

Girl: PEPPER MY ASS. GET OUT.
by _boska_malinowska_ May 25, 2020
mugGet the Pepper my assmug.

Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
by QuacksO December 29, 2022
mugGet the Come ass you aremug.

kiss ass

sohail kissing alis ass like a piece of gum stuck to hair.
sohail is a kiss ass to ali.
by Kihihi January 16, 2021
mugGet the kiss assmug.

a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
mugGet the a grown ass manmug.

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