a phrase used to describe someone who is incessantly and annoyingly squawking about and hero-worshipping a specific person, and personally attacking those who express dislike of said person. especially someone with higher social standing than the aforementioned dick bitch. the phrase is quite self explanatory. one who is a bitch for anothers dick. but always derogatorily.
your brother is such a dick bitch for andrew tate; constantly saying how smart he is- like obviously not. The fucker looks like he was the reason that there were always bites out of those foam footballs in 5th grade, and somehow a marine life form at the same time! Foam-eating goldfish lookin ass-
by Professer Funnæy January 08, 2024
The month of November is dedicated to all the big dicks in our lives and appreciation we have for them as we move into the Winter Solstice.
by CalamitySymphony November 22, 2022
by jgfthjhgfjhgffghj November 21, 2023
The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
by SneakyPorchSpook February 21, 2022
Dick spreader
Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.
Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.
Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?
Guy 2: Carl? What about him?
Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!
Guy 2: Carl? What about him?
Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!
by Average DemonCore Fucker November 30, 2022
"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"
by dezzoo September 06, 2022
by grand_dad October 11, 2018