Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

by Bar B Q February 1, 2022

Dick Buffy

The act of receiving or giving an immaculate dick buff til the recipient explodes rainbows and glitter of pleasure.

Man I could go for a good Dick Buffy right now.

by LLW0803 February 3, 2022

Dick

A penis, cock, member, cum squirter 3000, cum-gun or shlong. Can also be used to describe an idiot.
Or the more formal method is dickhead. Just call someone idiotic a dickhead and see what happens. One of two things. Either you will get a very good reputation and people fear you, or you will get slamdunked out the window.

Jay: mate that geezer was chatting me up on the bus
Ben: Ryan? That dick

by J4ys0np0rt3r February 4, 2022

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.

Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all

by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022

Dick

Something that either really long or really short and you can eat/slurp it or put it inside of you. It may be tasty or disgusting also some times people don’t like dick and instead likes bussy and or pussy/v-jay-jay.

I want to suck your dick.

by Your………mother February 4, 2022