wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.

I need some wood.

by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022

On the wood

To have the money in hand or on the table.

Plug : You got that shit on the wood?
Nobody : No let me get a front

by On the wood December 25, 2020

Have ice cream in the woods

Fuck someone in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.

by Walt4872 July 27, 2021

3-wood

the stick of golf

Get my 3-wood.

by jacknorth August 22, 2019

gave her wood

It is when you have a rock solid bonner and you dunk it inside her vagina.

"Ashley came over last night to watch a movie and i gave her wood instead"

by Sway Vizzy July 23, 2021

Wood Bug

Another word for a rolly-polly or wood louse. Used sometimes in south-western BC, Canada including Vancouver island.

A: “That weird grey bug is a wood bug.” B: “Why is it called that?” A:“‘Cause it lives in wood, probably.”

by JFrancisF April 24, 2019

nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”

I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.

by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019