turtle

Someone who obsessively and compulsively lies at practically any given occasion about any possible subject.

A Turtle thinks that his mystical stories and fabulous achivments will make him popular, but has absolutely no clue that nobody believes him... EVER.

What? he was the first person to enroll into his school on a snowboarding scholarship?

Dude, he's a turtle don’t believe everything you hear.

by s3mteXXX April 8, 2004

turtle

slang for marijuana

"we call it turtle, cause its green and makes you move slow"

by kalirasta March 3, 2004

Turtle

A word that can be substituted for any sexual term in which the genitals are stimulated. Most often used as a less vulgar word as oppsed to using the technical term of the sexual pleasure.

Make sweet sex to me, thanks. = "Turtle Me"
Yesterday I gave this hott guy a blow job = "Yesterday I turtled this hott guy"

by Shmooper February 7, 2009

Turtlebackery

Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.

Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).

by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007

tittle-tattle tizzy

to be moody, funny, loopy, and tired all at the same time.

Yo biatch, I've been gettin really tittle-tattle tizzy lately, time for a fackin party to wake me up.

by MammmmaaGin February 17, 2009

Turtleneckface

A person who is a pretentious douchebag, asshole, or dipshit. Just an ass type person.

Laura: Wow, my boyfriend is such a turtleneckface.
Michelle: Tell me about it. He has been trying to get in my pants all week!

by diddliebopper November 25, 2011

Turtle-Head

When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".

"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".

by GuyThatChaffesInYourPool July 28, 2014