Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
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Get the hit the turtle on the head mug.When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
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Get the turtle-backing mug.(Video Game - Fortnite): Term used when rotating at endgame by placing walls around you while you are move with/to the zone.
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Get the Turtle humping mug.A Turtle is someone that is usually very clumsy both physically and mentally. They are very vhirpy people but they knock over drinks and ashtrays a lot. When playing board ganes with a Turtle they will constantly need reminded of the rules to the point where you feel the need to spaz-moan and start slapping your face in disbelief. Turtles can also be great Ice Breakers as they can withstand constant barrages of comedic mockery from all angles due to their impenetrable shell.
Whilst playing snakes and ladders, Bobby rolled a 5 and went up a snake... Thinking he was only 3 squares from winning, Bobby was pumped.
^Bobby is an absolute Turtle"
"OMFG Dude You are such a Turtle!"
^Bobby is an absolute Turtle"
"OMFG Dude You are such a Turtle!"
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Get the Turtle mug.The best pet you can have. Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck birds. They are the best. They are small and cute and they live 150 FUCKING YEARS so you dont need to worry about "He died because he was old". I have one called Miss Pauling and she's the best pet I had.
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