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hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019
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turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019
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Turtling

(Video Game - Fortnite): Term used when rotating at endgame by placing walls around you while you are move with/to the zone.
mongraal is turtling very fast and effectively.
by equinox_07 August 27, 2019
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Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action
When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.
by Error219 August 27, 2019
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Turtle

A Turtle is someone that is usually very clumsy both physically and mentally. They are very vhirpy people but they knock over drinks and ashtrays a lot. When playing board ganes with a Turtle they will constantly need reminded of the rules to the point where you feel the need to spaz-moan and start slapping your face in disbelief. Turtles can also be great Ice Breakers as they can withstand constant barrages of comedic mockery from all angles due to their impenetrable shell.
Whilst playing snakes and ladders, Bobby rolled a 5 and went up a snake... Thinking he was only 3 squares from winning, Bobby was pumped.

^Bobby is an absolute Turtle"
"OMFG Dude You are such a Turtle!"
by StrudlePie June 2, 2018
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Turtle

The most badass thing in the whole entire planet
Damn! Did you hear that a turtle beat Chuck Norris
by 1234567898754321 June 6, 2018
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Turtle

The best pet you can have. Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck birds. They are the best. They are small and cute and they live 150 FUCKING YEARS so you dont need to worry about "He died because he was old". I have one called Miss Pauling and she's the best pet I had.
Girl:Do you have a pet?
Boy:Yes
Girl:Wich one?
Boy:A turtle
Girl:I want to suck your penis
by You care about this? May 26, 2018
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