Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish

Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.

Land turtle by anonymous May 10, 2022

Llama Turtle

Someone very sociable but needs companionship.

Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.

Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.

Your a Llama turtle.

Llama Turtle by QueenAlthea May 18, 2022

swamp turtle 

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

swamp turtle by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

Wet Turtle Cream 

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

Wet Turtle Cream by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022

funky turtle 

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

funky turtle by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

Ninja turtle’d

When 4 brothers or coworkers bang a fat white chick that lives on a reserve.

I want you 3 and Raphaël to come back tonight. I want to get ninja turtle’d

Ninja turtle’d by Yipyepbrown October 29, 2022

Gooey turtle

What Sam's old lady does every night to him

She made gooey turtle right on his face

Gooey turtle by LAP2023 January 17, 2023