Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024

cracker tweak

Cracker tweak is basically the bath salts of the Midwest. Mostly white people take it so that’s why it isn’t just called tweak

Homeless person: “Hey y’all got some of that cracker tweak?”
Jonny: “No sir, i May be a cracker but I’m not a tweaker.”

by tHINGYsPLASH August 20, 2019

cracker princess

white girl spoiled brat should be dead

tony: look at that fat ass
chad: nah dude thats a cracker princess

by the pussy nigger 9000 January 05, 2023

Cracker Cave

The home that multiple white people live in

Hey man. Can In hang out at you Cracker Cave tonight

by Michael Thomas Lee May 11, 2022

cracker stack

A train of gay white men

My father disowned me when he found out I was the bottom of a cracker stack

by LoserBun May 06, 2024

Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 17, 2022

Grham Cracker

1 smoking crack

2 when someone says something stupid refer them to a grham cracker smoker

3. To actually smoke a gram of crack

1-Yo blak those fielez wanna get in on dem Grham crakers

2-stupid person-you give out freebies for how much

Trapstar-Wht are u grham cracker smoker shiiiiiii

3-dont know if he naco so wht should i do

give tht toddler some grham cracker and make sure he eat(smoke) tht

by Big suge nik December 27, 2009