Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.
Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.
by UnoKage June 09, 2020
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Bitch Ass Simp

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what
Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp
by GodBanger July 10, 2021
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Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.
Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".
by RoguePoster January 11, 2024
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pixel simp

A person who simps for digital characters such as, roblox avatars, sims characters, ANYONE FROM UNDERTALE, and just about any video game character.
Caleb: yo that girl in apex is so hot.

Sara: ugh you are such a pixel simp.
by Uber eats your dick June 30, 2022
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Simp VCM

Simp VCM is in absolute heaven when Dafydd responds to her messages, she sure is a certified simp, but only for Dafydd!
(Them) Hey are you a Simp VCM?

(You) yes I sure do love Dafydd!
by NMOwen January 15, 2022
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official._.denki._.simp

LITERALLY THE BESTEST MUTUAL EVER. HYPES YOU UP SM NO MATTER WHAT. I LOVE THEM LITERALLY SO MUCH AND I HOPE THEY NEVER CHANGE. <333
official._.denki._.simp may not post anymore but that doesn’t change the fact that they are the most amazing mutual!!
by .midokat June 23, 2021
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simp points

Points a sad excuse of a man gains when they lie about Ines Helen UNPROVOKED
Ines and I chilled in Spain, she’s cool and all but in bed, she’s wild” aka simp points
by xeexan September 11, 2020
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