rusty firecracker

When an old man fills a woman up with cum in every hole at once

Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps

by shithead cameron May 16, 2014

Rusty rag

Using used toilet paper. The skid marks on the paper making the tissue look "rusty."

Mostly used in a masturbating with used toilet paper due to scat fetish kind of context, but can be used for any other example

Man, I couldn't find a cloth so I had to clean my windows with a rusty rag!

by Singmanne August 8, 2022

rusty beercap

An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.

I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.

by b.diesel May 15, 2014

Rusty spindle

When you aggressively shove your finger your ass while masturbating

Last night I let of some steam while doing a rusty spindle

by Rusty spindle August 7, 2025

rusty ram

After performing anal sex without a condom, the male then stabs his partner in the eye with his penis, resulting in pink eye.

Note: it is not a “rusty ram” unless the partner gets a 1/4 inch of crust on the eye!

“Did you hear Heather is sick? She just got back from her trip from Las Vegas!”

“Yeah, some dude gave her a rusty ram!”

by Timayyyyyyyyyy October 8, 2022

Rusty Seas

A goofy ahh game made by Aygee where you play as an overweight wolf and speed run getting an assault and battery charge at a fictional beach.

Person 1: Bro you should play Rusty Seas
Person 1: WDYM everyone just left the room?

by Jonathanjo3star May 25, 2024

Rusty Italian

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"

"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."

by Dewayne January 17, 2013