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Hat Throw

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.
p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.

p2: hat throw!
by N8H January 17, 2009
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hat stuffing

The process of finding facts or evidence to support preconceived opinions.
She's not searching the blogosphere because she's interested. She's hat stuffing, looking for dirt on Joe Biden so she can sound smart in an argument.
by pishposh1 October 18, 2008
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Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.
Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!
by jmo12345 February 12, 2013
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Polish hat trick

Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.
Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.
by potentiallydead March 13, 2013
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Cud-hat

noun

1. Refers to a straw or palm-leaf cowboy hat that has been purposely stained and crumpled at the factory for a 'distressed' look. Often, the over-exaggerated 'worn' style is achieved through the use of materials that are totally inferior to those used in real straw or palm-leaf hats. Because of this, real cowboys or cowgirls often comment that such hats appear to have been woven from regurgitated rhino cud, hence the name. A cud-hat usually features a tattered crown and curled brim that looks like it has been through a garbage masher. Despite the wearer's claims to the contrary, a cud-hat is neither functional nor stylish; its sad excuse for a brim fails to protect the wearer from the sun's rays, it falls apart if exposed to rain, and its mere presence assures all who see it that the wearer is a vain country/cowboy poser. Most wearers of cud-hats have never even ridden a horse, despite the fact that their cud-hat comically features a stampede string (an adjustable string or strap running under the wearer's chin to keep the hat in place). Cud-hats are most often worn by young female urbanites who wish to project the illusion that they embrace the country lifestyle when in certain situations, such as rodeos or county fairs. Men have also been known to embrace the cud-hat look, thanks to its promotion by neo-country music artists such as Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and Jason Aldean.
1. "I saw a guy at the rodeo who looked like Kenny Chesney; cud-hat and all!"
by FeltHat4Life May 8, 2013
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party-hat

The act of upending one's drink onto another's head, the inverted cup appearing to be a party hat.
Joe: Did you see Grant hitting on Nicole last night?
Mike: Yeah, but his girl saw and definitely gave him a party-hat.
Joe: LOL
by SounD January 30, 2014
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hat loads

when you have a large quantity of a item
"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"
by doctor team and creepersons April 19, 2014
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