Jacob C

In the negatives for rizz. Wards away women. But we still love him! (He will never pull)

"Do you see that dude? He's such a Jacob C."

by harperbigL April 27, 2023

Jacob cloud

A little speaker brat that joins your Xbox party when no one invited him

Rylee put the party on public so I can join. No Jacob cloud will join. Oh yeah I forgot about him 🙄

by Fwies April 30, 2023

Jacob

Awsome dude and cool

Epic giga chad Jacob

by Epiccoolawsomeguy123 May 3, 2023

Jacob

A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.

Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."

by NotMcstabme May 3, 2023

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness'

Jacob is the kind of guy to piss about on a discord server and go on raging power trips, he prefers to associate himself with 'conservatives' when in reality he dabbles in gay gimp clubs; his 'speeches' are on how much he loves to curl his dick into a ball and tickle the little baby hairs on his nuts.

Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.

'Did you hear about Jacob?' 'Yeah the obese gimp who enjoys primary schools right?'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'

by EwwwITSTHEIRS May 3, 2023

Jacob

Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.

(Jacob) Hi my name is Jacob
(Any mf not named Jacob) Shut the fuck up

by lilgummy May 5, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is a person who’s quiet, but can be extremely funny at times. He can be mean but once you get to know him he opens up his personality, He can be quite short but not slow, If you find a jacob, keep him 💗

Maddi: Jacob is so cute!
Amethyst: No..

by Toelicker79 May 12, 2023