Simp Hotel

A slang word for Onlyfans.

I heard steve signed into a girls Simp Hotel

by Vexed Logzilla July 05, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Server Simp

When somebody pays for a discord server boost instead of using one from discord nitro

Person 1: Yeah I boosted this server 3 times
Person 2: Damn you a server simp

by garryh August 15, 2021

No simp day

December the 12th is No simp day!
On this date, every human on earth can't simp.

Discord mod: Man, It's No simp day! I can't simp today that's sad.

by SadManOverHere December 11, 2020

Mando simp

someone who love the Mandalorian way to much

hey look mr mando is a mando simp

by Someone not named gnome December 03, 2021

simp nye

the good type of nye. the one that cares.

Person one: “Hey have you seen simp nye”
Person two: “yeah, she said she really cares for you”

by kasuaIty September 25, 2020

pouf simp

a tiktoker that is obsessed with pouf

did you see pouf simp tiktok post?? they are obsessed with pouf

by fakeorange24 July 05, 2021