Porn Sleep Sandwich

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

by Adrian’s pal October 23, 2023

toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

British Rail Sandwich

A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.

Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.

by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021

Skinny Legend Sandwich

A delicious sandwich that consists of some sort of meat (ham, turkey, chicken) and has 4 slices of cheese (preferably muenster). It has 3 pieces of bread and once you assemble it all together, you put it inside a toaster oven. There isn't any sauce in the sandwich. Once the cheese is done melting, you're ready to eat it!

Brandon: "I'm really hungry right now"
Teddy: "Bro, same"
Jimmy: "You guys should have the Skinny Legend Sandwich"

by yomommacheese July 12, 2019

Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021

getting sandwiches at the mall

controversial term for masturbation, used when delineating the user's masturba(tion)/(ing) without ruining the moment.

gurl: What are you two doing today?
boi: Uh... Getting sandwiches at the mall.
gurl: oh... The mall!

by Miracle Nip August 22, 2011

Jack the ripper sandwich

Your mother's mouth you talk with

Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021