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Retarded Exclamation Point 

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.
Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.

borderline retarded 

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.
That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.
borderline retarded by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010
Used at the end of an email when you wish to tell the person "fuck you" in a passive aggressive manner.
Normally:

Thanks,
Chris

Fuck You:

Regards,
Casper
Regards by ccasper July 7, 2010

retarded randy 

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.
dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.
From German origin.

In the ranking of the most common first names Regardt is on position 2958
Regardt means explorer, love of nature and the sea, and one for adventure.
"Don't you love that new guy Regardt?"
Regardt by CeeJay930728 May 24, 2012

Deershit Retarded 

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."
Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."
Deershit Retarded by Ed54 July 6, 2010
Higher level of a retard. One that is beyond a retard.

To be precise, a retarded fucker.
Tom: Do you think homeless people get knock knock jokes?
Scribby: ...retarf
retarf by xscrbx April 16, 2013