5 english pounds

Five English Pounds is a not with a £ and a 5 on it used for buying stuff

I'm going to TESCO with my 5 English Pounds.

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

Wearin' extra pounds

To be overweight by a certain amount. Like to be wearin' 10 or 20 extra pounds.

Mama Cass was wearin' extra pounds. Like 100 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018

sportin' extra pounds

To be overweight, or obese. Like someone could be sportin' 10 extra pounds, or 50 extra pounds.

What's up with Jessica Simpson, she's sportin' extra pounds. Like 60 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 19, 2018

eight hundred pound gorilla

its a realy fuckin phat gorila

oy that harabe is a eight hundred pound gorilla aint it.

by Ujico November 20, 2018

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman

"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"

by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018

60 Volt Pounding

the act of using a 60v sawzall with the dildo attachment to pound out your butthole, only done by yellow 60v power tool fans fans for personal satisfaction

can also be used as "60 Volt Pounded" for past tense

scenario 1:the other morning after getting off from a very long 13.72 hour nightshift, i proceeded to climb in my tempurpedic mattress with adjustable box spring. After setting the mattress to position 2 (the best for 60 Volt pundings), i then 60 Volt pounded myself for the next hour until the battery died. those new 60v batteries really push the extra power needed for a good 60 Volt pounding!!

scenario 2: I 60 Volt pounded myself last night with the new larger attachment and the oscillating option. WOW, what a sensational rush

scenario 3: Vinny, why dont you sit down dor a moment?...na im good brah Because my ass is destroyed from when i 60 Volt pounded myself last night

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by pump crew nightshift 19CIA February 14, 2019

Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019