Chicken Burger

Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried

Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.

"mm cunt.. I can't wait for smoko so I can have me fucking chicken burger.."

by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

Burger King

the jake paul of fast food, nobody likes it and it's made of ostrich

My bro: Yo you wanna go to burger king?
me: nah man that's the jake paul of fast food

by Jake paul my guy April 18, 2018

Jack hinchcliffes burger nips

This fat fuck never leaves his house and all he does is talk to underaged girls

Jack hinchcliffes burger nips got caught of piggies again

by Kaine Morgan wrong September 22, 2020

Turkey Burger

A delicious protein filled meat treat. Perfect for any gym boys looking for a lovely bite to eat

“Nathan did you prep your turkey burgers today?”

by Paullagan September 11, 2024

Burger hangover

When you know you shouldn't, but you eat it anyway, and you feel like you're going to die afterwards.

Dude, don't do it. You'll be praying to God during the burger hangover.

by DeathByBeef April 22, 2019

Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

James Bond Burger

to make sweet passionate love to the subject of the sentence

"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."

"don't threaten me with a good time"

by sussy mogus September 24, 2022