crack cheecks

Too get ass, vagina,or sexual intercourse

nigga1: Last night i was with ashley.
nigga2: Did you crack cheecks?
nigga1: Hell yea!

by hood08 October 11, 2008

D-crack

A puerile and disgusting sight that occurs due to a certain Deb's perpetually low pants.

WHOA Jeto, cop a load of that D-CRACK...

by laszlo maholy-moly December 21, 2008

Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load

We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load

by Retardtard August 14, 2014

crack head

•A word used for marijuana users, or drug users period
•A nickname used jokingly for a friend acting crazy

"There go Robin, smellin' like them leaves again. Told you he was a crack head."

"How did the niggas that made the first clock know what motha fucking time it was?"
"You're a crack head!"

by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015

Man crack

Man's anus

That crack dealer sells his crack at the same time of delivery. It's a free with purchase of over $100. Do you want the man crack?

by Goodchild May 20, 2015

zombie crack

snorting ashes of a human

that zombie just snorted some zombie crack.

by specialist984 July 30, 2015

Flat-crack

Someone with absolutely no glute development or "ass." people who suffer from flat-crack are incapable of defacting without pain. Hank hill is the most popular public figure known to suffer from the disorder. Pants are constantly falling down on these people, causing general discomfort in those im the proximity of sufferers. Common actions like wiping the buttocks is not a simple procedure for those with flat-crack.

Person A: "hey, have you seen Kevin?"
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."

by muncleowns August 5, 2016