Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

Noah

A name to be fucked up by all (100% guaranteed)

a P.I.M.P. (usually true)

usually has a cock twelve light years long

almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)

a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)

boy - "yo Noah is soooooo cool"

girl - "Noahis soooo cute, I bet his dick is massive"

by gregofthesea November 9, 2022

Noah Sakzenian

#myfriendhasacrushonthisdudelolzzzzz

“Do you like Noah Sakzenian 😱? You can’t my friend likes em 🔫😋😋😋”

by scarmonz November 12, 2022

Noah

noah is a boy with short man syndrome. he is sexualy attracted to short asian girls and is very salty. He is a short dumbass who thinks fortnite is the ultimate game. Fortnite is his religious background

Hey why are you such a noah?

by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022

noah

He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.

Why are you such a noah

by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022

Noah

Noah is the sexiest person you will ever meet

He is very nice and polite

He also has a very very very big and thick ass

Have you seen the new kid Noah he’s so hot

by NiftyTugboat596 November 20, 2022

noah

cool ass nigga dosnt do anything wrong got a huge dick les go

"i let noah slip it in yesterday"

by opiumoopium2900 November 21, 2022