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golden bear

Similar to a golden shower only involving taking a dump.
I gave that bitch a golden bear on her face.
by Cincy December 30, 2007
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Panda Bear

When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.
Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?

Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
by youngcrockett October 27, 2009
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Bear Monkey

This describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. It was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.
DAMN! did you see that bear monkey at IHOP hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!
by Jordon Forlini July 31, 2009
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Hoe bear

A male and/or female between the ages of 11 to 17 whom dresses and flaunts their "accets" like a whore or a slut.

In short, a hoe bear is generally a minor who is slutty or whorish. The best way to fend off a Hoe Bear, is to become

attractive and sexy to lure them in close distant to a light saber in which one should strike the Hoe Bear in the genitals

And it shall send the Hoe Bear fleeing to its home within the depths of its whispering eye. Some side effects of facing a
Hoe Bear are release of bowels, and irritability of cinnamon. Proceed with extreme caution!
"That girl is such a Hoe Bear! She slept with 5 guys just today"
by micholobeman123 April 4, 2010
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Nighty Bears

The most voluptuous and charming way to bid farewell to a person in the nighttime. Derived from the English phrases "Goodnight" and "Teddy Bears".
"Hey Passionate Beauty, wanna have sexual relations for a short period of time?"
"No."
"Nighty bears, then!"
by SamBeckerIsCool May 3, 2009
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polar bear!

When something becomes so ridiculous that you want nothing more to do with it. Originates from the Lost episode with the polar bear running out of the tropical jungle.
The moment I saw that thing coming at Jack out of the jungle, I said 'Polar Bear! I'm outta here.' and switched to the Discovery Channel.
by SmokinJoeFission January 1, 2009
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Boo Bear

a name for a guy who’s a hoe and needs his dick to fall off
by imhappyurlivingbabe May 17, 2018
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