Licking the floor

An idiom meaning that someone is incredibly desperate for something, often to the point of behaving in ways that are outlandish, inappropriate, or embarrassing. It can also be used as an exaggerated way to express excitement about something.

“She just met this guy and she’s too busy licking the floor to see all the red flags.”

"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"

by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025

devious lick

When annoying ass tiktok kids steal shit (soap dispensers, sinks etc) from, usually school, restrooms resulting in making high schools a nightmare to go the the fucking bathroom

Tiktok kid- “Yo they did a devious lick and took the paper towel dispenser, it was hilarious”

Anyone with a brain- “no you fucking potato it’s not funny and if you stopped sheeshing and grew a brain you would understand that”

by poopybutthead158295 September 17, 2021

A fat lick

To gain a lot of money by selling something that is nowhere near the value of what you sold it for

I hit a fat lick on this dude today

by dankestofthemall101 December 26, 2020

Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

off a lick

When you’re super faded and you got cotton mouth and your lips are dry and you gotta lick em to keep em hydrated

Man this Zaza got me off a lick

by StainboyP August 22, 2021

devious lick

stealing of school property usually in bathrooms

"hey joe did you see dan obtain that toilet?"
"yeah that was quite the devious lick"

by zelpop September 24, 2021

Lick

Another meaning for lick is stealing things from school,store bathrooms etc

I am about to hit the biggest lick.

by seafairy September 19, 2021