My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

i just got nana’d

when you get interrupted in the group chat with some bullshit.

“guys i think i just hit a child with my car i cant stop cryinfh”
“— XENOMORPH FORTNITE SKIN GRIDDY”
“wow i just got nana’d”

by asofial October 1, 2023

literally just an a

it’s a fucking a

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF ITS A FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!

literally just an a

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Just joints january

You have the whole month of January to smoke joints, no blunts, no bowls, no bongs, papers only

Hey man, i got a blunt ready to spark it, wanna hit?
Nah man, it’s just joints January

by PBE 69 January 6, 2022

just in the nicotime

Refers to when you were able to partake of a Winston or Marlboro at da very last moment before you "cracked" emotionally, passed out, etc.

I avoid tobacco or any other addictive chemicals, so hopefully I should never have any "just in the nicotime" incidents, such as having to remain in a no-smoking area for a longer period than a "hooked" individual would normally go between cigarettes.

by QuacksO July 4, 2023

Just edge

Pulling out of a Just eat order before ordering, and, if, in a group, pissing everyone off in the process of doing so

Alex: Cheesy chips?

James: Yes, sure!

Alex: Actually, I’m not really feeling it.

James: Just eat? More like Just edge

by Fat whopper June 19, 2022

Let's just be friends

The meaning of "let's just be friends" is a phrase used to show that they don't view your relationship in a romantic way, it doesn't that they just wanna leave you for a asshole because that is not the case if you think that..... Shut the fuck up and stop thinking that every girl or guy you like is gonna like you and get into your pants because guess what life isn't fair so please don't keep thinking that us girls or guys say "Let's just be friends" are saying that because they just want to lead you on. No shut up and get some help and respect people's requests and stop worrying about your own thank you.

Guy or girl: "Hey I really like you and I think we should be together in a romantic way"

Guy or girl:" I'm sorry but I don't feel that same way but I really value our friendship so let's just be friends if that's okay" (sorry if it the sentence isn't correct)

A decent human being response: "I understand and I would be okay if we we're still friends or I respect you're decision and I understand."

A no person just please don't be like this person: "oh so you're not gonna accept me a good guy or girl who will treat you right and give you everything instead you'll leave me for a person who will treat you terrible and...." you already know where this is going

by JJ_lovely December 13, 2020