jackson ermstrong

the biggest susser in the globe

person 1: look its jackson ermstrong!
person 2: the susser?
person 1: yeah thats him
person 2: yeah hes really sus

by gabeworldd February 7, 2022

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sally jackson

hot as fuck. mother of percy jackson. literally had poseidon simping, and gay awakenings.

demigod: oh my gods, those blue cookies made by sally jackson are amazing
percy: thank you?

by argone July 14, 2024

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Jackson's are hot (see: jackson, dump-truck ass) but what happens when someone's a Jackson Jackson?? You double all the attributes of Jackson. Sexy, caring, hot, gentle, funny, creative, otherworldly attractiveness - all doubled. He's got amazing abilities and a magic demeanor that sweeps you off your feet. Jackson Jacksons can do anything they want in this world. Beautiful people who take your breath away and if you're lucky they'll bless you with a love that lifts your heart and make it sing. If you have a Jackson Jackson in your life, you are one lucky b.

Haskell: Omg is that Jackson Jackson? He is so god damn attractive. And a true artist.
Salome: He's Jackson Jackson alright, I'm in love.

by bunsofsteel23 April 12, 2020

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Jacob Jackson

He is short and kind of smelly but is a nice person and has good vocals. He is incredibly good at singing and can beat ANYONE at uno.

He's good at cross country (not really)

He is the best at sugar dusting, and will challenge anyone

that jacob jackson is great

by gobbygrape September 1, 2020

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Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

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