internet genius

Someone who is genius at the internets.

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!

by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020

black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping

nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.

by hotwheelsnigga August 21, 2023

Internet

A place with a shitload of shit, like pr0n, thirst traps, bad music and etc. But also great things like cute cats and games.

My internet got shut off yesterday, i got crazy and i drinked my cat's piss

by aughhhhh November 30, 2022

abbas's internet

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022

Internet

Pretty cool place that has amazing websites like Youtube( well not the people that run it), Twi- wait fuck no, facebo- oh i forgot thats ran by a lizard, uhhh Urban dictionary, that cool place called neal.fun, and well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Guy1: Turn on the internet!
Guy2: no that has some pretty weird shit on it go outside and touch grass

by wivise October 20, 2022

Internet explorering

When a browser takes extremly long for It to startup or to load something

Ugh.... MY browser is Internet explorering Again

by Uchaizen July 7, 2024

the internet

is for porn

dude: yo bro time for the internet

by Deans Sedan February 14, 2020