Internet

The internet is the mass worldwide network of computers that you happen to be connected to. NOT THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

If you call the Internet the same thing that the Web 0is, you're a n00b!

by The Awesome ME! October 18, 2008

Internet identity

When some one you know, just met, co-worker, etc. Acts, talks,types, or jokes differently online then they would in person.

Guy#1 hey can i add you on facebook

Girl#1 sure here you go

Later on......

Girl#1 this guy i met added me on face-book

Girl#2 oh yeah whats he like?

Girl#1 well he was so cool irl but when he talks to me online he's seems really different... i cant understand why.

Girl#2 Ahh! that poser That's his "Internet identity" its just a front he doesn't have the guts to talk to people that way irl so he does it online.

by G-baby007 April 16, 2010

internet

how the fuck could you not know what the internet is?

i'm a dumbass who don't know what the internet is.

by bobby meldan March 10, 2015

Internet Becky

An online nosy person that gives athoritive demands without having authority. They typically reply to comments online with snark remarks and act superior because they feel that some type of authoritive figure will support them, usually a moderator.

Internet becky enters random online conversation: "this isn't the appropriate place to talk about this. Post it somewhere else or i'll report you"

by GlassTop February 4, 2019

Internet highway

The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. A highway is a public road, especially a major road connecting two or more destinations. Any interconnected set of highways can be variously referred to as a "highway system", a "highway network", or a "highway transportation system".

I got that in the internet highway!! (from scrubs)

by allnewtocho June 9, 2011

internet penis

How long you say your penis is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb.

Yeah? Well MY internet penis is THIS big!

by Jack Carter April 3, 2004

Dr Quinn Internet Medicine Woman

The definition of this "joke" is still opaque at best. From my understanding, it was a reference BY Lindsay Ann Sherrill ABOUT Lindsay Ann Sherrill. It was made on Valentine's Day 2005 after she pounded not one, not two, but three White Russians. (and by pounded three white russians i dont mean had rough sex with three men from russia)...(or do i???) While she is in nursing school, she is not a doctor. She has been in charge of giving medicine to patients on occasion, which may be where this self-title is rooted. More information will be posted when received

"Hey, who is that sexy dancer dancing behind P Diddy?"
"Oh, thats Dr Quinn Internet Medicine Woman"

by Tony Tone Tone February 15, 2005