French Roulette

When a casual game of Russian Roulette is ruined by a person quiting, getting the next person killed.

"Wow. You really let Frank get killed because you thought we were playing French Roulette"

"But I didn't want to die!"

"Neither did the rest of Europe, but hey, whatever keeps you from surrendering again."

by CouchFucker69 November 3, 2019

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

French Bukowski

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.

“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”

by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023

french

the language spoken by baguette people

i speak french because i'm a baguette guy

by fahdawy June 5, 2022

french faker

When kissing you rapidly stick your tongue in and out of their mouth

He gave me a french faker last night and it was totally gross

by Zombieattack04 May 31, 2017

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pedro a French Brown at the Surfrider hotel in Malibu.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022

words in french

its words in french

i cant read these words in french

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020