Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 17, 2023

Girls just want to have fun

Go look up the real lyrics

Hym "The original lyrics of 'girls just want to have fun' we're co-opted by the singer to make women look better than they actually are. Much like literally everything in life.

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

You Have A Crush?

You Have A Crush? Is The Word That Someones Asks When Someone Asks A Person That They Have A Crush.

So In My Class... Bro I Had A Crush. She/He Was Cute. But You Have A Crush?

by GideonBratland January 18, 2023

having an acoustic session

masturbating without a vibrator

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.

by :^| December 30, 2020

Having A Nash

Doing something so stupid it ruins your life, but makes you greatest man on earth.

Crashing your mams car twice then swimming through a river to escape the police, your friend then says to you, "my god you hero, your having a nash"

by ThomyTodd99 February 28, 2011

Should my sister have 2 adopted siblings who feel home

Should my sister have 2 adopted siblings who feel home?

Should my sister have 2 adopted siblings who feel home

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023