power naps and party hats

rusty's new motivational slogan

Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom?
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.

by Abhs May 5, 2011

Mullet hat

When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.

Man he’s got such a mullet hat.

by Fucking bitch clit sick August 23, 2019

bee hat

A condom for men with small penises.

The Trojans kept falling off; so to stop impregnating his cousins, Leroy stopped by the store and picked up a value pack of bee hats.

by chaotoroboto November 12, 2009

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

hat racker

The simple art of slamming someone’s head onto a hat rack making the holding part go through the back base of the skull.

Cunt: oie you little shit get ere and fight mi.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.

by Shlouchty cunt April 14, 2020

Ass hat

The sorry hoes in your local supply chain, also known ass cock gobblers.

Those ass hats in supply chain are costing us money.

by Team Mopar South Division November 10, 2018

Children of the hat!

(1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.

Children of the hat! I've just won the lottery!

by Twibbieful November 18, 2010