Get The Shovel

Expression of disbelief when the circumstance indicates that someone is bullshitting.

"I'm the smartest person at my work."

"Bullshit!"

"No, really"

"Get the shovel, it's getting deep in here."

by jpbarri March 7, 2012

I get it

A term used by young professionals to borrow the acceptance of something obvious to validate something unrelated they might feel guilty about to focus the conversion around themselves.

I get it, Jim, our health care system cares more about profits than it does helping people but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t sleep with Mark before he breaks up with Sally, does it?

by odp123 March 4, 2020

get plaid

Getting paid and getting laid on the same day.

Yo, today's payday and I've got a hot date. I'm gonna get plaid tonight!

by Philmography April 3, 2009

Get Slayed

A word to describe a dis

When someone gets shot down hard

guy: "hey so do you wanna go to dinner?"
girl: "No sorry. I only go out with attractive men."
douchebag: "OOH! GET SLAYED!"

"yeah i cheated on you!"
Get slayed, bitch

boyfriend: "You saw someone else? well where were you last night?"
girlfriend: "with him..."
boyfriend: "...you know i actually came here to apologize because last night I got a little drunk and fucked a ten. Then I fucked her again this morning!"
Get slayed, bitch

"I used your facial sponge to exfoliate my downstairs so I wouldn't get ingrown hairs."
wow get slayed

by BazookaSnapple December 24, 2009

Get shanked

getting stabbed/owned. Usually yelled in a violent manner. Can be assoiciated with almost anything related to or in associated with hitting or wacking.(no homo)

GET SHANKED MOFO
dude chill out

by freakyfresh123 August 24, 2009

Get Stupid

1.v. To get outrageous

first mentioned in the 80's in Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock, "it takes two" 80'ship hop video.

I'm Rob Base and I came to get down
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock the microphone
Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you're contagious
'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser

by JD fromthe530 January 2, 2008

flash get

Program used for downloading files.

"I prefer downloading files with Flash Get rather than Get Right.

by asdasdasdasd August 14, 2005