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Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.
“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
You mean fortune cookie?”
by Neontheboy December 10, 2024
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Clam Cracker

That Trump rally today will be Filthy with Clam Crackers in Bremerton.
by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025
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Cracker

A cracker is like a "weed grinder" but for laughter gas. You insert the whipped cream cartridge then put a balloon around the top, then you just twist and the gas flows into the balloon.
Friend A: Ayo lad! I got the gas and balloons, yo got a cracker?
Friend B: Yea man, i gotchu.
Friend A: we gon' get high!
by HighOnJenkem November 5, 2018
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cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process
by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024
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Whole wheat cracker

"Yo Raj, you ain't black and you ain't white, y'all whole wheat cracker"
by Bronxgirl333 August 19, 2017
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star cracker

Someone who is trying to destroy your dream....trying to take your shining star and make it fall!
Every since she was declared the loser, she's been a star cracker!
by TechMedia December 10, 2015
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Cracker Girl

An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.

To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
Hey man, let's talk.

What's wrong?

Your girlfriend is well, a cracker girl

Noooo..
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
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