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Bard College at Simon's Rock

A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.
Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!
by damnthemall July 5, 2010
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Hampden- Sydney College

The only way for a dumbass with money to go to school.
HSC student 1: "Damn thats a really nice gym they just built."
HSC student 2: "Yeah my dad built that to get me in here since my gpa was a 1.5 and I only got an 800 on my SAT's. I can't believe I mispelled my name."
HSC student 1: "God I love being ignorant and having money."
by pink November 8, 2004
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College Station Pig in a Blanket

Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.
Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.

Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?

Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.

Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.
by AlabamaHotPocket13 March 1, 2011
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CollegeRepublican

The break from all teachers intention in the 21st century. Inquiring a college intellect and not falling into the shit holes of professors intention to create all students into multi gender socialist trigger beasts. Having a mind of your own and not falling in line with the brain dead gender fluid zombies that are the majority of college grads.
wow a collegerepublican, it seems as though not everyone completely believes in the lies of professors and teachers nowadays.
by Alexjonez September 20, 2018
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Fisher College

Abbreviation for the Max M. Fisher College of Business - The Ohio State University. A Big Ten business school and top-tier MBA program.
New England native: My brother went to Fisher College

Yankees fan: I've tailgated at the horseshoe right next to Fisher. I heard Steinbrenner gave a boatload of cash to Ohio State for the naming rights on the stadium.

New England native: Oh no, it's a small private school in bean town. At the time my parents thought $39,000 per year was a good value.

Yankees fan: Ya didn't really think that one through.
by Collegefootballer March 15, 2011
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Pasadena City College

Normally abbreviated to PCC. This is a community college that is located in Pasadena, which is located in Southern California if you're wondering. Some people consider this to be the best ocmmunity college in California but they are mostly wanking and fanboying the quality of the school. The school is old and each classroom can only contain 30 people at most. They also allow anyone to enter into the school and this includes nutcases since Pasadena has quite a few crazy people in its vicinity.

Some of the people that this school allows includes people that believes in alien conspiracy theories (ie reptilians), members that supposedly support or are members of groups such as Scientology, people that thinks that mythology and religious texts (such as The Bible) aren't in the public domain and is owned by a company, a person or something, rednecks and even the infamous Fred Phelps was an alumni of this school. Yes, this school is nuts.
Pasadena City College is considered by its fantards to be a good school but in reality, it contains some of the most idiotic people on the face of the planet. There are crazy people there that thinks that we should sue John Milton for reinterpreting religious characters in "Paradise Lost" because they think that the characters aren't public domain (they are public domain you imbeciles), people that think that aliens are among us and most importantly, Fred Phelps.
by Digital Preacher December 25, 2014
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Robert Gordon’s College

Good school which most people think is posh which is really not 48% chav 48.5% nice 0.5% weirdo and 2% nerd
Robert Gordon’s College, means to be a normal person and civilised but slightly Chavy

Hey did you see that guy from rover Gordon’s college? He’s insane
by Bedifdsre March 31, 2019
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