candy bar

(n.) a “bar” or line in a rap song that has little substance, usually written by a candy rapper
That rapper can really flow but I didn’t understand a word of those candy bars
by khadijah1 May 09, 2020
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candy bar

A candy bar is something that someone gives to you as an answer to a long-asked question.
Candy bar is the answer to a long time wrong assumption of a psychological reference has to do with the game they don't look like no f****** candy bar I ever saw
by AlliedApe July 22, 2021
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star candy

star candy, also known as konpeito, is a japanese hard candy that is essentially sugar with slight flavoring to it.
the star bits in mario galaxy were based off of star candy.

the candies those soot sprites get in spirited away is star candy.

don't eat too much star candy or you'll crack one of your teeth. ik this from experience.
by froompy November 14, 2021
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john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021
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Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal
by theelitephayze69420 December 07, 2024
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Derp Candy

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot
by Derp Candy March 11, 2021
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bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.
Tom is being a total bird candy right now.
by 011000110 June 23, 2017
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