Crack-tastical

When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.

OMG, did you read that fic Victoria wrote? It was so crack-tastical! It was brilliant!

by KayCha March 9, 2011

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Flat-crack

Someone with absolutely no glute development or "ass." people who suffer from flat-crack are incapable of defacting without pain. Hank hill is the most popular public figure known to suffer from the disorder. Pants are constantly falling down on these people, causing general discomfort in those im the proximity of sufferers. Common actions like wiping the buttocks is not a simple procedure for those with flat-crack.

Person A: "hey, have you seen Kevin?"
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."

by muncleowns August 5, 2016

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Emo Crack

Emo music that makes you scream, "OOF!!"

Brendon Urie is bae, he is my emo crack

by 061005 November 10, 2018

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life crack

a sensation you get that is similar to being on crack but drug free and high on life. aka super stoked! riding the crimson wave of fresh air.

---Me: Sorry Russ Im on crack

---Russ: what?!?!

---Me: nooo life crack, like im super pumped up!

by jgnarly April 7, 2010

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crack butt

When an article of clothing or other item (toilet paper, food from the couch, etc.) is caught up in one's butt crack through suction alone, without the aid of a pants, underwear or pantyhose waistband. Not be confused with a wedgie, which is the seat or crotch of one's garments being caught up, no pun.

He stood up from the couch and had a potato chip crack butt.

by Being Super August 3, 2011

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