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When someone doesnt identify as a male or female or other genders they are a bus.
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Bus Veg

Short for "Bus Vegetable": Used in the transport community to humiliate those who take an interest in busses.

(extra context: the assault alarm is a rarely-used alarm on board British busses)
Bus: *vroom vroom*
Man 1: "Can you put on the assault alarm?"
Man 2: "BUS VEG!"
by Desiro December 12, 2025
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Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.
Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.
by Schizophrenic McMurderBus August 14, 2013
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Short Bus

When two guys have sex with the same girl back to back.
Payton had a short bus ran on her by Carson and Josiah.
by TMG_ByrdMan May 14, 2022
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Urban (Bus) Killer

All of those people who post long, self-riotous actual definitions of derogatory, intimate, or touchy terms.

They destroy the humor by admonishing slang term and disses which are awesome with things we all know already, or will look up in the actual dictionary of needed.

The term is from Urban (or street/slang) (Bus) the vehicle which holds the kids who use most of the terms, and Killer, the teacher on the bus who scolds the kids for the jokes.
Urban (Bus) Killer: "Fag is a derogatory term used typically by middle schoolers for homosexuals. Homosexuals are not funny or to be talked down about, they are humans like like you and me..." and on for another page.
Me: "Scat eating bitch! *scroll and read next one, "Fag is another term for man who thinks shit is candy and keeps trying to suck on your ass to get some." "Ha, that's a new one."
by FaqBasher January 13, 2022
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canny bus

An innuendo for cannabis/marijuana disguised to avoid narcs.
Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
by superbipolar420 December 1, 2015
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Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
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