Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.

Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*

by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020

Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

making banana bread

This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.

That girl had a wild Saturday night making banana bread!

by bakers dozen October 10, 2009

Bread

Arsenal

4-1 to Chelsea! Wooow Arsenal must feel like bread!

by The tea hmm May 30, 2019

bread

sex

“sharing my bread” - softcore

by breadoi May 2, 2021

corn bread

Cornbread is a slang typically used by people with a weird sexual attraction to people who make cornbread.

Person 1: Wow, this person is so hot, and I'm so attracted to the way she makes her corn bread.
Person 2: yes, I agree, she is such a cornbread.
Person 1: Brofist?
Person 2: Brofist.

by B-o-b-b-i May 5, 2023