best friend

When your best friends parents think that your best friend is talking about you whenever they say"my friend"

Kelly:Mom, I'm going to the mall with my best friend okay? Kelly's mom:WHO? JEMIE?

by loveejemie November 25, 2011

pencil friend

someone you know in a class that you'd feel comfortable enough to ask if you could borrow a pencil (paper, calculator, etc), but not enough to hang out with outside of class

person: "I met this really nice girl in my chem class last week, we sit together like every day!"

roommate: "Cool, you should invite her over sometime."

person: "No no..she's strictly a pencil friend."

by joanie30 November 15, 2011

Friending Rampage

A term for friending anyone and anything on Facebook. Usually these rampages occur when drunk or high and home alone. It also helps if the one being friended has a hot profile picture.

Gary: "Dude when did you get so many facebook friends?"
Me: "I had a Friending Rampage after one too many beers last night."

by Jemaine924 August 29, 2011

sib-friend

when a friend becomes fully integrated into your family

when sib-friends talk to each other: how's mom doing?
...imma live in your basement

by mox+gam November 29, 2020

L Friend

When a person close to you does something that hurts you, something a true friend would never do to you

Dallas just left me on read, L friend bro.

by CHS2K May 6, 2022

Fruity Friend

A friend that is fruit that looks interestingly friendly.

I love my fruity friend so much! BFFs forever!

by ladyfzesimp February 26, 2022

friend with benefits

a person who one fucks on the side when not involved in a serious relationship. NOT to be confused with a boyfriend or girfriend, to whom (gasp!) commitment would be involved.

My friend with benefits constantly tells me about how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend...what a sonofabitch.

by je suis, tu n'est pas August 9, 2003