green apple two-step

The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.

Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.

by Jarski December 11, 2007

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

A groovy song about pens, pineapples, and apples.
Referred to as "Gangnam Style #2"

Person 1: Apple pen. . .

Person 2: Pineapple pen. . .
Together: EUGH, PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN!
*Groovy Music*

by Pen Pineapple Apple Pen October 2, 2016

Apple Bottom Jeans

When a girl has bled through her tampon or pad while on her period and has a red stain on the bottom of her pants.

Girl 1: Alice you might wanna go home, you got some apple bottom jeans...
Girl 2: Oh no how noticeable is it?

by Darianne Cooper November 27, 2012

Salting my apples

When your boob hurt.

Ashly: fuck off m8
Carly: Your really salting my apples.

by Carlynutsacksaresaggy July 31, 2016

Windy city apple turnover

When semen is farted out after anal sex, with little poo pieces mixed in.

Hey man don't touch that wall, it got sprayed last night with a windy city apple turnover.

by Youdidwhat May 29, 2009

Green-Apple-Quick-Step

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.

"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."

by Macsotsu January 30, 2005

apple cookie cake

a cake that is splended that should have beaten the velveteers

today i ate an apple cookie cake but sadley lost to the velveteers

by zacharyd February 9, 2009