The Angry Pirate 

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.

Dude, I totally pulled the angry pirate on my brothers girlfriend!

The Angry Pirate by iceman99767 March 22, 2010

Food Angry

that feeling you get when you've gone past the point of hungry and you are more than just a little bit cranky.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I just went down to McDonalds and ate my weight in burgers, I would've brought you something but I forgot.

Dude 2: Man, fuck you.

Dude 1: Someone's a bit food angry...

Food Angry by crapetatecarpet April 8, 2010

the angry avalanche 

the act of a man blowing his load into a womans mouth then her unleashing the fury into another unsuspecting victims mouth

jack blew his load into jills mouth then jill went and kissed bill and bill felt the angry avalanche in his mouth

the angry avalanche by Cole and Hance October 19, 2008

The Angry Pacman 

When your girl is giving you lip during sex, head butt her then bite her vagina.

Last night i was mouthing off to Jim during sex and he gave me the angry pacman.

The Angry Pacman by ookami2_17 November 29, 2009

the angry mailman 

the angry mailman is when a girl is having hardcore anal sex with a male and suddenly gets off his dick and farts in his face. Some peices of poop may come out because of how loose her anus is. This action causes the male to get really angry and mad and chase her around like a dog would chase a mailman.

My girl gave me the angry mailman last night and now I think I have pinkeye. What a bitch

the angry mailman by DanaNicoleVanWeenan July 12, 2010

the angry dolphin 

having anal sex with a female or male and the receiver turns and faces the giver and says nuh-uh nuh-uh sounding like a dolphin. kudos to sean!

Hunter so gave WOAH-livia the angry dolphin last night and he felt like he was in the ocean!

the angry dolphin by Hunter and Olivia August 30, 2006

Two angry camels in a tiny car 

Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com

First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.

"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"

"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."

Two angry camels in a tiny car by Purplishisness January 26, 2010