Angry Muffin

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.

“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”

by goober mcgroober December 8, 2020

Angry Hannah

When a girl loves you but she's married and it develops into a complicated half relationship.

I am so ready for her to get divorced so I can pile drive my dick into her without getting an Angry Hannah.

by Cranilipy December 8, 2020

Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider

Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider

by Username 1552 December 18, 2020

Angry/horny srs mage

A wannabe occultist, typically male or male identifying, that's angry because they are sexually repressed due to their maladjusted personality and their magick no longer works well.

Man, that Korbin is an angry/horny srs mage! He should have a spa day.

by Veroxi September 11, 2021

U angry dude

He has a big dick, and is mostly called mr steal your girl.

Cunt 1: Fuck that guy he stole my girl!
Cunt 2: Yeah it u angry dude

by U dead September 18, 2021

angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.

Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!

by anonymous September 23, 2021

Angry Otter

A sex act. When a man is titty-fucking a woman and cums too soon or against her will so she hits him in the balls like an otter breaking open an oyster.

Nick was titty-fucking Dolly and blew his load too soon so she gave him the Angry Otter. Needless to say he was walking a little funny this morning.

by Stefon Zelesky October 5, 2021