When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).
A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).
Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.
by Mike127 December 26, 2008
Get the Neapolitan Saladmug. by Thesaldoilguy December 12, 2013
Get the salad oilmug. When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad
"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"
by DuckMcquackers August 2, 2019
Get the Salad Dickmug. by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024
Get the Egg Saladmug. by DogOfDeviance May 12, 2024
Get the Double Salad Tossmug. by Mol5on September 10, 2021
Get the Fruit Saladmug. A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.
by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025
Get the Noel Salad Loafmug.