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Internet Vigilante Machine

What the Internet Hate Machine changes into when it feels the need to right injustices in the world and on the net.

See Kenny Glenn.

Also known as the Internet Vigilante Group.
Although Anonymous are called hackers on steroids and vilified by the US media, in Canadia they see things moar clearly. The Internet Hate Machine, is a force for good and were dubbed an invaluable Internet Vigilante Group (Internet Vigilante Machine) by the Toronto Police Department after they were alerted to a child molester in their midst by this 1337 Cyber Posse, tireless Internets crusaders who doesn't afraid of anything; not even curtains nor dogs.

After exposing Chris Forcand and his brb, church shenanigans to the public at large and the old media, Anonymous was awarded the Canadian Medal of Freedom (which comes in bags) after their 1337 sleuthing led Canadian Mounties to arrest Forcand last Wednesday.
by Zelnick again February 19, 2009
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internet superhero

A term used mockingly to describe certain trolls. Most commonly used to describe 4chan sagefags (who attempt to kill a thread by saging enough times to trigger the automatic sage function) because most sagefags claim to be doing 4chan a service by killing a shit thread. The term is not all that widespread, as there's been somewhat of a crackdown on sagefags in the last year.
Troll: saged for massive faggotry.

Troll: sagesagesage

OP: Internet Superhero. Anyway let's stop feeding the trolls...

(OP reports sagefag)

Troll: lol im not going away until this shit is dead (User has been banned for this post.)
by asdfzxc September 11, 2011
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internet antichrist

The Internet Antichrist was a title originally assigned to the player Snax upon completion of 666 hours logged on steam for the game Blacklight Retribution. He was banned shortly after for calling the BLR forum admin a kike amongst a list of complaints from literally a hundred plus other in-game users.

The term has since been used as a title for "Master Fuckery," aka people who have exceptional skill in mentally obliterating their competition.
John was raging so hard during that LoL match you'd think he was arguing with the Internet Antichrist.
by CaligulaHaxor November 29, 2013
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Internet

A series of tubes, as mentioned on the Daily show.
by Roflface March 15, 2007
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Internet Explorer

The best web browser around, maybe even ever. Comes pre-installed with Windows, and has awesome features built into it, such as a popup blocker, private browsing, and link scanning. Definitely the top of the line in terms of technology, compared to its rivals.

Competitors include Firefox, Opera, and Google Chrome, but they all take up way too much memory, and have a bunch of useless "add-ons" that you have to install just to do basic stuff such as block popups. These addons frequently cause browser crashes, and become outdated whenever the browser updates. IE8 comes with all of these features from the start, and the addons it has never cause problems. Internet Explorer can also view 99% of all websites with no problem, while these other guys are incompatible with half of the websites out there.

Some douches out there will dis Internet Explorer, but usually these guys are just butthurt Mac fans who are jealous of Microsoft's popularity - so don't listen to them, Internet Explorer is the best.
Retarded Firefox user: "Internet Explorer sucks compared to Firefox - Firefox has this cool addon that lets me watch gay porn while listening to Boy George music in the same window... (addon crashes) ... AAAGGHHHH!!!

Smart IE8 user: Wow, grow a brain idiot. Don't be jealous just 'cause you got suckered into buying a Mac and got stuck with Firefux as your default browser. Internet Explorer kicks ass.
by Jimbob151424 March 25, 2011
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The Internet Ranter

A 13.5 year old racist hypocrite who doesn't understand the difference between opinions and cyber-bullying and makes fun of autistic people. He yells his retarded voice into his microphone and calls that *mature*. In other words, he's a hypocritical rip-off of I Hate Everything and LeafyIsHere.
"The Internet Ranter is an ass-hole!" ,"The Internet Ranter is a disgusting pervert towards TheMajesticMelon555.", "Yeah, nobody likes The Internet Ranter."
by theidiot555 February 11, 2017
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Internet users

internet users are idiots with no life
dude did you see those internet users?
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 19, 2017
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