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Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks
I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.
by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020
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Whitefield Wanker

An upper class guy that uses daddy's credit card to try find himself in Thailand
Oh man, I was chilling with him the other week, he was banging on about his trip to Thailand, he is a totally Whitefield Wanker.
by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021
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bunny wanker

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didgeridoo wanker

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails
i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me
by longnailednitch January 30, 2021
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ass wanker

Ass wanker is used in a sentence usually to insult someone for no reason
Adam: That guy is such an ass wanker
by Ass wanker April 11, 2021
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orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
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orchard wanker

A person that just HAS TO HAVE ALL their tech products branded apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
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